heller — to hella
je helle nous hellons
tu helles vous hellez
il/elle helle ils/elles hellent
passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness
what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you
i would actually do this *creeper alert*
you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
I had a dream that my friends accidentally released a monster or something and I had to find Beyoncé because she was the only one powerful enough to stop it.
i can’t wait to walk into school tomorrow and show people how much hotter i got over summer
but its winter
please don’t make me explain how seasons work in other countries