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infinityc0re:

Tumblr should run tutorials on how to ask me questions, bc clearly some of you haven’t found my inbox


I probably care too much.

thesecretdiaryofjake:

Maybe my problem is that I care too much. Not so much about what the average person thinks, I stopped caring about that long ago, but I care about the people around me. I seem to put in a lot more thought into my daily activities that benefit other people than to my own. I enjoy going out of my way for people. I like seeing people succeed and happy.

This is a real recipe for disappointment, right? 


bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god


Probably one of the most annoying things about having an uncommon name is actually meeting someone else with that name and being like wait, no that’s my name.

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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down


ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?

ohyeselifresh:

Can i get an amen?



no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code


chekhov:

borlax:

now this is what Im talking about


Finally

chekhov:

borlax:

now this is what Im talking about

Finally